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I Don't Like to Think Before I Speak Funny Chicken Shirts Funny

I Don't Like to Think Before I Speak Funny Chicken Shirts Funny

Regular price $29.99 USD
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No filter. Just feathers and a little attitude.

“I don't like to think before I speak...” Sound familiar? This funny chicken tee finishes the thought with a confession: “I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes outta my mouth!”

With wild feathers, leopard-print glasses, a coffee cup, and teal and mustard accents, this chicken has plenty to say. Throw it on with jeans for a coffee run or lunch with friends, and let your shirt deliver the warning before you say a word.

Why you'll reach for it

  • Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex T-shirt
  • Soft, lightweight feel for comfortable everyday wear
  • Sassy chicken graphic with leopard-print details and a sunflower accent
  • A playful gift for a coffee-loving friend with a sarcastic streak
  • Size options run from XS through 5XL
  • Color options: Black, Heather Tan, White, Heather Stone, Heather Olive, Heather Dusty Blue, and Mustard

Find your fit

Unisex fit. Compare the size chart with a favorite tee before choosing your size. Prefer a roomier look? Consider sizing up. Choose your color and size from the available options.

Some people think before they speak. The rest of us keep things interesting.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What does the funny chicken graphic tee say?
The shirt starts with “I don't like to think before I speak...” and finishes with “I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes outta my mouth!” It’s a playful pick among chicken shirts funny enough to deliver a warning before you say a word.
What fit and sizes are available for this chicken shirt?
This is a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex T-shirt with a soft, lightweight feel for everyday wear. Sizes run from XS through 5XL; compare the size chart with a favorite tee, and consider sizing up if you prefer a roomier look.
What details are on the chicken design, and which colors can I choose?
The graphic features a chicken with wild feathers, leopard-print glasses, a coffee cup, and teal and mustard accents, plus a sunflower detail. Choose from Black, Heather Tan, White, Heather Stone, Heather Olive, Heather Dusty Blue, or Mustard.